14/12/2015
“Well, well…look who’s back. The writer who doesn’t write.” they said indignantly as she posted on her social platform. “Apologizing for leaving us here, with an insatiable expectance of what’s next. Huh! Unforgivable.”
“I beg your pardon, my lords! Please forgive my lack of commitment!” she admitted with sorrow.
“She most learn her lesson!” someone yelled.
“She most be punished!” another complained.
“Cut her hands!” everyone demanded. “So she’ll respect the right of actually writing.”
“No!” she begged “Please, no!”
Okay… very dramatic. Please don’t cut my hands, haha. I apologize (as I’ve done thousands of times before) for the lack of posting. I hope you’d like my small representation of an apology.
Now! Back to my life… as I’m what matters here (jk). I’m screwed! Totally, totally screwed. Because I just found out that I have exactly 3 days and 2 nights to write a proper novel sample for me to send as an audition into a Creative Writing Program, which I’ve always wish to be in.
I know what your wondering… “But Sam, if you’re a writer, shouldn’t you have an old writing piece you can send?” Well let me tell you, my dear social platform audience, that the first line of the fictitious conversation in the beginning it’s true. I’m a writer who doesn’t write…as much as I’d like to. Yes, an atrocious truth. So, as I’ve said before… I’m screwed!
You’ll wonder, what am I doing here? Writing about this big-ass problem, and not a novel sample. Well, I was writing, but nothing seemed good enough. Lack of confidence in novel writing maybe.
I know what you’ll say, “Don’t give up! Keep on going! It’s your long time dream!”. Those are actually words from me to me, but I receive whatever positive thoughts you have for me as well.
As I’ve been saying…I’m screwed. And empty of words. So, I’ll try and update you on what happends.
Love Always, Sam.
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